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Diva & Co.

Tuesday, December 30, 2003

I Love My Girlies

We're way cuter than you!

The Diva & Don Strike Again

This convo is being posted here for posterity and for its comedic value.

SheeplovR2: oh oh oh the sword site you linked yeasterday
SheeplovR2: for larping sword acxtion
SheeplovR2: i thought it was gogin ot be a porn site
SheeplovR2: cause it said latex somthing
SheeplovR2: haha
I AbsolutAngel I: no it was larpalicious
SheeplovR2: and im liek whats she showing
SheeplovR2: i clcik
SheeplovR2: i liek the swords
SheeplovR2: but whys it have ot be attacted to thsoe larpers
SheeplovR2: i jsut wnana hit my brother wiht a fake sword
I AbsolutAngel I: though i have to say
SheeplovR2: i used up all the rapping paper tubes
I AbsolutAngel I: in a wierd related unrelated note
I AbsolutAngel I: i had a dream the night before about i was in a "toy" store and tehre was a sword vibrator and it was pink jelly and i wanted it
SheeplovR2: that woudl be kick ass
I AbsolutAngel I: i think i will invent it
SheeplovR2: full sword or little dil sized sword
I AbsolutAngel I: a lil dil sized one
I AbsolutAngel I: but it was so cool
I AbsolutAngel I: and then i saw the latex larp swrods
I AbsolutAngel I: it was a sign
I AbsolutAngel I: i am gonna be come lord of the vibes
I AbsolutAngel I: forget the fuckin rings
SheeplovR2: HA
SheeplovR2: i jsut searched for sword vibrators and theres somthign caleld the sword of love
SheeplovR2: btu ti donest looks lie ka sword its more liek a penis wiht the T thing
SheeplovR2: liek a sword has and its flesh coloredf
SheeplovR2: they need somthign that looks liek it glowns when orgs are near
SheeplovR2: liek if ink girl was near ti woudl lgiht up blue
I AbsolutAngel I: exactly
I AbsolutAngel I: lol

WILSON


Earl Hindman, best known for playing Wilson on the television show "Home Improvement," Died

Sunday, December 28, 2003

So Yeah

Neither the myself nor the Don has blogged in a few days. We like suck, and stuff. So here it is: I'm updating. I had a great weekend of parties with friends, manicures and naps...oh yeah and a tasty assed lunch at Black Bear Saloon (c: Only two more days at work until some more time off, I can make it, I promise...I'll tough it out. Tomorrow starts my pre-NYE attempt at quitting smoking so I don't have to go cold turkey on Thursday morning. I can do it. Its easy, I'm just lazy, so since its another resolution to not be so lazy, I should be able to make it ok.

If I could sum up the year 2003 in one word it would be the following: conjunctivitis-esque. Yes, thats a word, Fuckers. Anyhow, I got pink eye or pink eye like symptoms about six times this year. It all started in February when I bought my Olsen Twins bath pouf and I got it FIVE times since then. What the hell. I woke up Saturday A.M. all pink and itchy again. What happened Friday night? I finally threw out the Olsen's Bath Pouf (yes, I was smart enough to not use it) and the next day I wake up with pink eye. I tell you, they're on a mission to ruin my vision, those little tramps.

Peace out, Cub Scouts!

Wednesday, December 24, 2003

Woooo!

December 30th, please hurry up and get here!!!!




God, Im such a chick.

Tuesday, December 23, 2003

The Last Days of Nancy Negative

Well kids, its that time of the year where we reflect back on the year and try and decide what we will try to do better in the next year. So here it is in all its glory, my new year's resolution: I am going to be a positive, successful and accomplished person. It seems lofty, and frankly I'm a little scared of it myself, but I can and will do it. I learned a few very valuable lessons this year and I want to share them with you so that you guys can reach your own personal goals and aspirations for 2004 (sorry if this seems preachy).

1) Words give things power. If you say negative things consistently then you will be awash in a sea of negativity and in turn only attract negative people (opposite attraction generally only works for magnets). Conversely, if you set a list of goals for yourself and want to accomplish some positive things. Write them down, read them to yourself once or twice a day, really focus on them. Allow your words to give your goals power.

2)Winners win, because they're willing to do what losers aren't. Sounds simple and stupid right? Right! Its that easy to make a change though, pick up the slack where someone drops it, even if no one else is doing it, you'll advance yourself further and while it may not pay off immediately, trust me, people will notice that you're willing get stuff done and by time they realize it works, you'll be leaps and bounds ahead of them.

3)If you're not growing, you're dying. Make yourself better. Read for 30 minutes a day, get up at the same time everyday just to establish a habbit, hit the gym even though you really don't want to. Once you start doing this stuff enough it will become second nature to you and the tasks you've set for yourself that seemed impossible and unattainable will become closer and easier to reach because you're thinking positively and going and growing in the right direction. We all have the inner potential to be that amazing person with the great carreer, family life and social life who is always making positive changes and positive things happen who we all envy and just wonder how they do it, all we have to do is tap into it and if we all grow just a little bit we'll unlock part of ourselves that will allow us to reach that potential.

4)Look out for yourself and take care of yourself, even spoil yourself, if you don't chances are no one else will either. Its good to reward yourself for the small progresses you make. Set goals and measure yourself against them. Even though you'll already have the plus of reaching a goal, you can give yourself a small incentive to get rolling on the rest of your tasks you've set.

5)A positive outlook goes a long way. Sure, people are gonna look at you funny at first, but I promise you, positivity catches on. If you want to surround yourself with a good growing environment just emit positivity, its like a pebble in a pond, eventually it will ripple out.

6)Don't be a "should-head" "I Should do this...." "I should do that..." JUST DO IT! Let me put it in nerdier terms for those of you who are in touch with your inner geeks: "Do or do not, there is no try".

Finally, I encourage you all to pick up a book called Reach Your True Potential: How to Overcome Self-Defeating Behavior by Sheri Zampelli, it will change some of your lives.

Laugh at me if you wish, but these are my honest goals for the year that is rapidly approaching. I've sold out to the power of self improvement and I guess this is my first step towards seeing if it really works. I have 8 more days of bitching and moaning left for the year so buckle your seatbelts for that, but after January 1st I'm going to try and turn over a new leaf.

See ya on the flipside, kids!

Monday, December 22, 2003

Its Chistmass time so its time to bring up
The Flintsones


So They have a flintstones Christmass Carol on Tv every year but How do they have Christmass if its B.C.??

Here one threoy the Flintstones are really a post appoclytic future where we reverted to Caveman days in have mutant animals that will help us with our daily living and thats how they know about cristmass? but other wise it doesnt make sence


Maybe the Jetsons told them about Christmas when they had that special episode together?? you ask

No that wouldn't work cause then when the Jetson returned home it would be compleatly diffrent furture it would be crazy cause they would know about jeuse before he was born then find him and kill him before or kill his mother and then they would cheat at stocks

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Santa existed before Jesus. We all think that St. Nicholas is the origin of Santa, but it's quite obvious that the REAL Santa isn't St. Nick. So we'll throw that out the window. Maybe Santa Claus has been around for forever, and before Jesus came along, Xmas was HIS holiday.

After all, you never see the two together, nor do you hear them talking about each other. You'd think Santa would mention Jesus now and again, but he never does. So maybe Santa holds a grudge against Jesus, because Jesus is supposed to be the son of god and thefore could have chosen ANY day to be born, but he fucked with Santa. And nobody fucks with the Santa. Santa just delivers to Christian kids now to win them back.

That still, however, doesn't explain how they could celebrate CHRISTmas. I can only assume Santa's real name is Chris.

Or Jesus is really the son of Santa.

Wait, that would work. When you think of god, what do you think of? Big guy with a white beard. Where'd you get that image from?

SANTA! That's who. What do you think Santa does those other 364 days a year? He's the omnipotent omnibenevolent master of the universe.

How's that?
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So if Santa came first then Where did the meaning of cristmass come from?
they were doing a cristmass carol so where did the peace and love and good man ship come from??

--Fin

Oh My Fucking God

When you're trying to "take care of personal business" its a good idea to close all the porn on your computer when you're done so that when you're chilling out on you're bed later just rummaging trhough your mail and your mom walks in your room she doesn't look at your monitor and go "What the HELL is that?" referring to the picture of a vagina with a tounge on it on your screen. Then you wont have to make up some excuse about how some guy you know sent you an email telling you it was a "funny" picture and you opened that.

Im going to be in the corner killing myself now, thanks...

Friday, December 19, 2003

Funny

This is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time.
(it has curses and needs the sound to be funny so go with it)

Big ups to Jared for the link

Patience4tehwin!



I have wanted the "Vertical Stripe Scarf" from The Gap since it came out this fall. However, if I bought a $40 scarf my boyfriend would beat the everliving piss out of me (see previous references to my $30 coach keyfob...it was a JACK RUSSELL!). Anyhow, the price finally dropped to $20 and it was nowhere to be found cause all the crackpots like me want it. This morning I spent 1 hour at work calling all the Gaps in a 15 mile radius (thats 12 gaps for those of you not in the know). Finally, Linda, the glorious little elf at the Gap in Rye, NY had it. Its on hold for me, and today, it shall be mine...well, Christmas morning after mommy gives it to me it shall be mine. Wooooooooooooooooo!

Wednesday, December 17, 2003

ROTK Rocks Your Lame Ass...
Alternate Title: Best Movie Ever!



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plus the mos ass kicking plot makes getting home at 4am and wasting a sickday so worth it.

Tuesday, December 16, 2003



I HAte You Hot Topic Cause your a Crappy Store and you tkae thigns i lvoed and you sell them and you suck suck suck

look at this Bobby's World memoribila shirts and stickers and what not

I lvoe bobby's world i love it alot i hate you hot topic alot !!!!!!!!!

heres somehign my sister can comment on cause shes loved bobby's world to

What happens when you have...

1) nothing to do
2) a sharp knife
3) a large lime
4) a patient cat
5) too much tequila
6) and its football season?

This!

Monday, December 15, 2003

I Love The Internet

Man travels back in time from year 2036. What has he got to say? Click here to find out. Its LONG, but interesting at least on a purely entertainment level.

Stan has been on FIRE with his linkage lately....first tampon angels now a time traveler predicting a civil war int he U.S. in 2005. Nice work, bud!

Today Was A Bad Day To Quit Sniffing Glue...

Why is it that in order for me to ever get space/quiet/peace/serenity/alone time in my life I have to come out swinging and acting like an insensitve bitch? Do I really speak that unclearly to friends and co-workers that it always has to result in me flipping out about stuff? Its definitley my problem, but now how to fix it?

On an unrelated note: please know that I'm sorry I couldn't be there for you today as there was no way I could get out of work, but know that you were in my thoughts all day and I think you're a brave, strong and amazing person and I'm here for you no matter what the hour. <3

Sunday, December 14, 2003

Holy Crap They Foudn Saddam and he Looks like the dwarf from LOTR

Thursday, December 11, 2003


Friday Dec 12 @ The Back Door (Nyack,NY) - $6 @ the door 6:00pm

Madison
A Black Veil Affair
Southcott
Silent Filmn Score
Knuckledown
Northview


Once Again Come for the music stay for the Handjobs

Wednesday, December 10, 2003

O, Christmas Tree

This year get the prettiest ornaments on your Christmas tree. Click here to find out how. So simple, any gal can make 'em at home! Its like Martha Stewart meets the Tampax C.E.O.

Big ups to Stan for the link!

Lever 2000 Question

Well Lever 2000 is the soap for 2000 parts do girls only have 1997 parts?
Anyone wanan count?

Haikus For my Linked Bloggers

As my christmas present to all you lil lovelies I wrote you each a haiku about your blog. I didn't say that they were good. I just said that I wrote them...

The Don, The sheeple
He is the best co-blogger
He wants to make out

Autospy Report
Going to medical school
working in the morgue

Oh, Ayatetta
At making costumes no one
is better etta

Boz is always sick
Always updating his blog
With Dirty Pictures

The Lovely Cacoa
Always so sweet and cheery
She's the cat's p.j.s

Chez Pink is reppin
Hardcore for the ATL
Her cat is mad cute

Dave and his randi
Two quite sexual penguins
They have a webcam

Doogie is my man
I like to pinch his boy butt
he thinks i'm insane

Fuzzybutt Rocks you
She's down with the oppresed guy
They're a cute couple

Gary's quite unlucky
Something with a small penis
He was in a porn

Hippie is still new
He rocks 'cause he's down with Dar
That is hella cool

I.A. The Lawyer
He is Eli Whitney's Twin
He went to trial

Jen is a cool chick
She cant get online at work
Her blog is on hold

Tazz is my dear friend
He likes to rant and complain
Yay, republicans

Jon2 is jewish
He still plans Christmas Parties
He calls them Luaus

Kevynn's from Cali
He is a smoking barkeep
his blog is random

Kzug is still new
I found her by accident
She knows about alf

Lame king is in school
Typical party fella
Lots of funny tales

Liz in the kitchen
She's got her favorite knife
Watch out, Racheal Ray

Two Sisters Down South
They have a horse and a blog
Mad Pony is fun

Maria Kicks Ass
She's one third of amigos
She's better than you

Matty is a man
Obsessed wtih boobs and killing
Bodies in the trunk

Paul writes long entries
He's stuck between new and old
He'll figure it out

Sabrina AudBlogs
Spreading the Woochata word
She got it trademarked

Shanti from Cali
Her ex is a big jerkface
She's cooler than him

TBone the Texan
His Cutlet is a real doll
He's a great writer

My Tina Beana
Mommy, wifey, bloggy girl
Much love for tina

TJ's Crescent Fresh
His name has no vowels but
neither does his chick's

Whitey's man servant
Sticking it to the white man
He don't take no crap





Tuesday, December 09, 2003

Jimi Thing

Lately I've been feeling low
A remedy is what I'm seeking
Take a taste of what's below
Come away to something better
What I want is what I've not got
But what I need is all around me
Reaching searching never stop
And I'll say...

If you could keep me floating just for a while
'Til I get to the end of this tunnel...mummy
If you could keep me floating just for a while
I'll get back to you

Take a Jimi Thing
Just to keep me swingin'
I'd like to show you what's inside
I shouldn't care if you don't like it
Brother chaos rules all about
Sometimes I walk there
Sometimes, God knows, I take a bus there
I should't care I shouldn't care bereaved as
I'm feeling

Day is gone I'm on my back
Staring up at the ceiling
I take a drink sit back relax
Smoke my mind makes me feel
Better for a short time
What I want is what I've not got
What I need is all around me
Reaching searching never stop
And I'll say

If you could keep me floating just for a while
'Til I get to the end of this tunnel...mummy
If you could keep me floating just for a while
I'll get back to you...dm

Monday, December 08, 2003



Months ago on The Former blog known as Tunekies i brought up the Hebrew Hammer now if you have been wathcing comedy cnetral for the past couple weeks you would know The Hebrew Hammer is on tongiht

I Predict it to be JEW TASTIC
so wathc it tongiht at 9 on comedy central

Saturday, December 06, 2003

Blizzard Part 2: Snowy Boogaloo

So I opened my front door at 5 p.m. a mere 6 hours after I had previously been outside shoveling. What did I find when I opened the door? Snow that was piled at least six inches high. There is a step up to get in my front door which is completely covered and now the snow is piling up the door:


Just so you guys can really get an idea of how nuts it is this is where my mother and I were standing earlier. You could clearly see where the driveway was and snowlevels there, but now, its just as high if not higher. Rar!


It does look pretty, and serene, but I'm *SO* not looking forward to dealing with it tomorrow...

My Big Fat New England Blizzard


This is a big fuck you to the wintertime in my area. So far in the unshoveled areas, the snow is up to my knee. The lovely bitches at the weather center are telling us that we're supposed to get between an additional 12 to 18 inches of snow. FUCK THAT! This sucks. (Also, I'm not really this fat, I have lots of layers on...so shut your mouth!)

This is me and my mommy oustide shoveling. We had to do the whole driveway by ourselves becuase my brother is a lazy pot smoking monkey who is upstairs and still asleep at between 9 a.m. and 11 a.m.


If you don't think my driveway is that long so it shouldn't be that hard...think again. We're gonna pool money next time and get a fuckin' plow dude to come.


Even if we could save our money we wouldn't be able to get a plow guy here anyhow cause my town does such a shitty job plowing roads and now they've had to declare a state of emergency so no one can drive anywhere...



Thats it for now, I am only goign to get more angry and more stircrazy (mmm....stircrazy) as the day goes on. Anyone know where's nice in Arizona or somewhere warm that I can move to?? I'll even settle for Texas. A r g h ! I hate the winter.

Friday, December 05, 2003

At The Cool Kids Table

Okay, so all the cool kids like Sabrina & Boz are audblogging, so I figured I would give it a shot. Please excuse my 12yr old prepubescent boy with a cold voice.

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Well...?



Where's all the frickin' snow we were supposed to have this morning? Freaky weatherman, Jim Castillo, told me that we would have 3 inches on the ground for the commute to work which would start mixing with sleet and freezing rain. Where is Nick Gregory when we need him, Fox 5? All I have to say is that it better start snowin' A.S.A.P. and close my job early so that I can just go home and nap, othwise it's gonna be Jim Castillo's cross-eyed head!

Thursday, December 04, 2003

The Grammy Nominated David Cross


This is big ups to David Cross For Gettign A Gammy Nmination for Cmedy Abum of the Yar

for other Grammy Nomiantion click and no jon the pictuer is not linked ot porn

A Christmakuh Wish

I wish that everyone would update their blogs....I'm looking at you:
Jon
T.J.
Jon²
Maria

I'm bored and I need on the job entertainment....stat!

2004 INDEPENDENT SPIRIT AWARD NOMINATIONS ANNOUNCED

The 04 IFP west spirt award nominations are out !!!

The Ifp West Awards are Awards for the "indepented movies" it tkaes place the satrday before the oscars in a tent on the beach and its ever so much fun
Its where the Awards are deserved and carefully judged and awarded
-Fin-

Wednesday, December 03, 2003

Yeah, They Really Want You



You ever wanna slit your wrists just to watch yourself bleed becuase it seems somehow that would be better that what has happened/ is happening / will happen?

I miss the sun.

Updating...Again!

We're easily bored, so we're updating again. Its still under construction though so chill out.

For Senior Tazz


Hey Everyone Check out BADONKADATE
A Dateign Site Where you meet Girls Whith huge Asses Or REALLY huge asses

i saw this on TechTv and i spread it to people who dont have hte pleasure of Tech Tv

Here is a Sample Ad If your Afriad to Click at work
"Hey, fellaz! If you want to double down on some booty, give us a halla. We like smooth playas – but we’re not a bunch of hos. If you don’t wear a jimmy hat, you aint laying the smack down, ya hear?"

enjoy

Tuesday, December 02, 2003

Linkage

The Don & I would sincerely appreciate it if y'all would be so kind as to convert our links on your pages to a graphical one using this nifty (albeit crappy) lil link graphic. We will eventually be getting a new one, but it will also have the same name and you dont have to host it yourself, so that would be suuuuuuuper.



Kthxbye!



yo yo yo reminding all the niggaz out there yall gots to be getting the Ben Stiller show Dvd the show that won a emmy 7 months after being canceld

OH Hotmail

Dear Hotmail

You changed your look. ITs hard tonaviagate. Everyhtign is diffnrt its been only a day but i keep clicking on the wrong things
I hate you hatemail after a long long 7 year relationship this is what you do to me
How could you I thought we had something.... Somthing Special
Remeber that vacation we took together it was so much fun we met that old man who ownes the apple orchird ill tressuer the good times Forever
but ill keep you hotmail I wont cheat on you wiht your slutty sister yahoo

i jsut wish you didn't changr but maybe this is for the better ill still love you

xoxoxo - Don Labia / Conner Lingus / Sheep

Monday, December 01, 2003

This is why I get Nothing Done at Work...

SheeplovR2: sometimes i jsut wnana be held
I AbsolutAngel I: I nkow
SheeplovR2: or belly rubbed
I AbsolutAngel I: sometimes you think you have pride, like every good piece of ass does
I AbsolutAngel I: then the roofies come out to prove that wrong
SheeplovR2: that shoudl b in a hallmark card
I AbsolutAngel I: hahah I agree
SheeplovR2: hahaha
SheeplovR2: i lvoe it
I AbsolutAngel I: It wopuld be in the bitch, just shut up and put out section
SheeplovR2: aww yes its next to the embony cards
SheeplovR2: abony
I AbsolutAngel I: You think you're a modern woman with your hair all done up and poofy, but you wont mind me putting it in your ass after I slip you this roofie.
SheeplovR2: ebony
I AbsolutAngel I: that would be the message inside
SheeplovR2: HA
SheeplovR2: HAHA
SheeplovR2: thats romance
I AbsolutAngel I: if that doesnt say it nothing will
SheeplovR2: if its not romance theni dont know what it is to be romantic
SheeplovR2: hahaha



Go tell a kid or many kids about the aids use the world facts to scare them but make them realize aids be bad yo