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Thursday, September 29, 2005

But My Mom Says I'm Smart

Last night while drunk I said the following quote, which I wrote down for posterity while talking about the movie Gremlins:

"You know that movie and a ewok is driving in a Ferarri, um wait! I mean Gizmo."

Just think about that and I'm sure you'll start bleeding from the ears. I was trying to talk about how Piper's growl sounds like a gremlin and that she would be the grandma gremlin in the pillbox hat and Mrs. Peacock glasses smokin' cigs at the slot machine.

Wednesday, September 28, 2005

Hardcore Cuteness



Seriously, this dog is *so* cute and *so* black smart. She can escape from anything.

Tuesday, September 27, 2005

All Grown Up

My boss sent me out on errands this a.m. and on my way out he goes "oh, I need you to move my car, too" so he tosses me the keys to his brand new Mercedes SLK and tells me to just take his car 'cause it will be easier.

I got to rock out all over town in a Mercedes and it drove like a dream and smelled like new leather. Plus I got honked at my a cute dude at a traffic lights! (Sorry, bebes, it was an ego trip!) I think I could really get used to owning one. Looks like I need to start saving my pennies.

Other than that all is well here. My baby brother turned 21 yesterday. For my 21st I got a bottle of Grey Goose and some nips. My brother: he got a 42" flat panel PLASMA TV. Yeah, that seems pretty fair.

On the plus side, I got to go out drinking with my mom last night. It was great. We're goign out drinking again on Wednesday, Friday and again on Saturday (sans mommy) as well. If my liver makes it through this week I'd say I'm getting back into college fighting shape.

If only I could hit the gym as hard as I hit the bottle, lol.

Tuesday, September 20, 2005

You Can Make A Difference

This is Liz. Liz is participating in the Avon Walk to fight Breast Cancer.

This is where you can read all about Liz's walk preparations and experiences.

This is where you can donate money to sponsor Liz in her walk.

I know that there are a lot of people down in the Gulf Coast area who need your support, but lets make an investment in people's futures as well by helping to irradicate Breast (and all) Cancer for good. Earlier this year I had a bit of a scare with someone whom I love very dearly. Thankfully they are okay, but no one is out of the woods yet.

You can also go to NYC on the walk day (or whatever day its in YOUR city) and cheer on walkers and offer them support that way. C'mon give a little, it will feel good!

Monday, September 19, 2005

Awww,

Too bad you eeediots bought those huge bulky Sirius units. Now you're acutally going to have to pay money to listen to Howard Stern whine AND in 2 years you won't even have hockey! Ha-ha!

Friday, September 16, 2005

Geekin' Out

This is the new Harry Potter trailer and it looks like it's going to be the best movie yet. It is tied for first with Half Blood Prince for being my favorite book. It definitely looks like they've done it some justice.

Wednesday, September 14, 2005

For Hank

Thanks for getting me hooked on Rescue Me. That was the most depressing finale ever, and I am in a perpetual state of contemplating slitting my wrists. Jesus.

Oh, and to cheer you up since you gozarnated the last one: NES Clone, but a real one!

Friday, September 09, 2005

Yup, That About Sums it Up

Holy Harry Potter

I need this to live. Like, now!

Wednesday, September 07, 2005

Can You Say

Holy Crap, Ew?

The Olsen Twins Are Still Trying To Kill Me

Way back when the Olsen Twins gave me pink eye. For some of you, this was before your time some of you may recall the big conjunctivitis debacle of '03 fondly. Anyhow, I bought this really cute Olsen Twin eye shadow thingy and I loved the color and it was totally appropriate for work, but alas after wearing it one freakin' day I had to take contacts out after digging at my eyes for like 6 hours. Within 3 minutes of putting the crap on my eye bugged out and it probably took another 3 days for me to realize that it was those pesky Olsens.

I tried putting on the contacts that I had in that day after soaking them for 2 days and thoroughly cleaning them. They stung my eyes so bad that I could barely even open my eyes to get them back out. You've won this round, vixens, but I'll get you yet!