Today Was A Good Day...



Today I went to the DMV and I was in and out in under 10 minutes and I got a good license picture. (Sadly, yes, that is a *good* picture) Yay! Everyone at the DMV was surprisingly really nice, w00t!

Also, my aunt gave me all her AmEx rewards points for my JetBlue account so I now have 2 free round trip flights to anywhere Jet Blue flies. Who wants to come on vacation with me? Leave me a comment in 500 words or less on why I should pick you and the trip is yours. (c:

Dear NHL,


Boo to you, sirs. You stink and I don't like you. I'll make my own goddamned hockey.

No Window Love,
The Diva

Love, Thy Name is Mentos?


Thats right, kids. I'm in love. That awesome, new all consuming, obsessive love when all you can think about is the one thing you desire most: Pink Grapefruit Mentos! Oh my freakin' god are they good. I love them. I want to make their tiny pink babies. I want to build a house out of them and nibble on my delicious tiny pink button walls when I'm in the mood for a snacky. I want to climb to the top of the highest mountain and proclaim for all to hear: Pink Grapefruit, Rose Pamplemousse Mentos, I love theeeeeeee!

They're so good. Go buy yourselves some, ya lil chucklemonkies!